Utsu Musume Sayuri – The Weirdest Anime (Review)

Warning: You are not prepared for this.

After I thought that I have seen it all when I finished watching the worst anime ever from the mal list I was proved wrong (again). The anime I am going to review and describe in-depth is the weirdest, craziest and creepiest stuff I have ever seen when it comes to “anime”.

Don’t forget to read also: Top 10 Worst Anime Ever Created

Ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce you to Utsu Musume SAYURI.

Utsu Musume SAYURI Description

Type: OVA (1)

Rating: 2.07/10 according to 6,704 users

Aired: 2003

Genres: comedy, dementia

Plot summary: The main character is a young girl (probably more like creepy creature though), Sayuri,  who has learned from her parents, that the time to “strike” is here. Sayuri learns the value of family and carries on the family tradition.

Utsu Masume Sayuri Review 

I love surrealism. I really do. Just not this awful, uncomfortable and weird Japanese computer-rendered mess. This is something that is supposed to be a comedy (?) but for me, this is just a really disturbing horror. If the creator of this “anime” finds this funny he really needs professional help. 

The Length

3 minutes of misery. At least not 20 I guess? 

The Story

Wait, there is a story? I mean this Sayuri “creature” is basically just spanking some weirdo on his naked ass (it’s not a human, it’s a weird morphed creature). This is why Sayuri is called the striking daughter I suppose. 

The Animation

Horrible. That’s the only word you need to know when it comes to describing the art and animation.

The Characters 

Bunch of connected morphed creatures (humans I suppose because there are some traits of that) who are supposed to be a family. Other random characters appearing have no meaning except the weirdo getting spanked by our hot girl Sayuri. I am not sure what kind of incestuous and twisted ideas the author of this “anime” had when he was creating this but he should have kept it to himself and his therapist. 

The Sound

Poor voice acting made one person in English. I don’t remember the sounds otherwise. Definitely creepy and unprofessional. 

​TLDR

If you have spare 3 minutes don’t waste it on this. But if you want to be truly weirded out go ahead. 

 
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Misaka

Hi, my name is Mia and I'm the founder of 9 Tailed Kitsune. I love anime, games, and esports (I am also a bit weird). My passion for anime sparked when I was about 7 (Phantom Thief Jeanne, hello!) and has never stopped.

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