Dumbest Anime Quotes Of All Time

Who says that every quote has to be inspirational or meaningful? Sometimes we need to be a bit laid back and just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness you can encounter in anime. With these dumbest anime quotes of all time, that is guaranteed!

I’m pretty sure that some of them are just bad translations from Japanese to English, but in general, you have to admit that these quotes are something else.

I’m not sure if these should be named the best or worst quotes because they are honestly so bad that they are actually good at the same time.


  • Gintoki Sakata (Gintama)
  • Spandam (Fairy Tail)
  • Yui Hirasawa (K-On!)
  • Shirou Emiya (Fate series)
  • Rin Tohsaka (Fate series)
  • Light Yagami (Death Note)
  • Hibiki Tachibana (Senki Zesshō Symphogear series)
  • Erica Blandelli (Campione!)
  • Kenji Harima (School Rumble)
  • Suguro Ryuji (Ao No Exorcist)

Let’s dig into the dumbest anime quotes!

12. If you die, don’t come crying to me about it. – Gintoki

11. Shoot her to death, without killing her! – Spandam

10. Fun things are fun. – Yui

9. People die if they are killed. – Shirou

8. The Archer class really is made up of archers! – Rin

7. Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right! – Shirou

6. I’m so happy I was born dumb. – Kenji

5. When you have a birthday, you celebrate being born. – Shirou

4. I’ll take a potato chip and eat it.  – Light

3. Then I’ll return alive, even if it kills me! – Hibiki

2. He’s not going to die because of a little thing like being killed. – Erica

1. He’s so stupid he would forget to die even if he got killed! – Suguro

Do you know any anime quotes that should be also included in this list of the dumbest quotes? Please share in the comments below! 

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Hey, I'm Mia, the creator of 9 Tailed Kitsune. 🦊 Big fan of anime, games, and esports – it all started with Phantom Thief Jeanne when I was just 7. Fast forward, I've binged over 200 anime! At 9 Tailed Kitsune, I'm turning my love for this world into an awesome journey. ✨

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  1. “Fun things are fun” is one of the dumbest quotes ever said. Like dude it’s so fucking obvious! SponeBob already taught us about fun! For a main character of an anime, Yui Hirasawa is fucking annoying and retarded as hell. Ritsu Tainaka steals the show from her for me.

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